1) Get lots of rubbish, you will probably find this in a bin or some such place. If you don't have a bin handy you may wish to use a skip instead
2) Take your rubbish and place it in a pile
3) Coat it all in PVA glue
4) Add toilet roll tubes for good measure

1) Come up with a new invention that everybody needs and everybody wants
2) Go to a manufacturer who will help fund the creation and get it made
3) Go home with a tidy profit

1) Set fire peoples sheds and then as soon as they come out of their house, you tell them that you did it, whilst singing "Remember, remember; The fifth of November, gunpowder, treason and plot, I see no reason why gunpowder treason should ever be forgot"
2) Swap coffee powder for Gravy granules (and vice versa); and also the coffee mate for SMA powdered babies milk
3) Mimic everything they say for a whole day, unless they try to take advantage of it - then stay quiet and they should make a fool of themselves.
4) Go in to a public toilet and shout "Come here and get it" (warning: could have reverse affect, if not careful)
5) Tell everyone you know that you would like to sleep with their mother (apart from your family, that would just be sick)

1) Don't spend so much money
2) Laugh like a girl at everything, even if it isn't funny