As absolutely LOOOOOOOOOAAAAAADDDDDSSS of magazines and publications have dodgy questionnaires and personality tests, we felt a bit left out. So we decided to do our own.
1. What do you do when you get back from school/lectures?
a. Nothing, I'm too tired from working so hard.
b. Nothing, I don't work hard, and I'm not going to start now.
c. My homework of course! I might even do extra tonight, to make me extra clever.
d. Read The Pugilist, this simple task is enjoyable, cuts my cholesterol and increases my I.Q. all at once.
2. The cutest boy/girl in class is walking towards you, how do you get their attention?
a. I just be myself. If they don't like me for who I am, I could never be happy with them.
b. I go up and ask them if they have the time. Then I say I'm late for ninja classes. They'll think I'm so cool they're bound to ask me out.
c. I go up and ask if they have the time. Then I say I'm late for Pokemon Appreciation Society. They'll think I'm so cool they're bound to ask me out.
d. I can't see them through the pages of The Pugilist. I have already found the love of my life.
3. You're out with your mates and while you're playing around you break a window! How are you going to explain yourself?
a. It was a stupid thing to do, but I guess I'll have to own up.
b. I sue the owner of the window; I could have cut my hand on his glass. Of course if you leave windows lying around, something's going to go wrong.
c. I was actually at home, browsing the Internet 24 hours a day puts great demands on my time.
d. Fortunately the owner realises I read The Pugilist. I apologise and he realises I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. We swap stories about our favourite articles in The Pugilist and depart good friends.
4. You realise that you have spent far too long on a pointless and time-consuming project. No one is going to read it and its not even funny.
a. I feel a bit depressed and annoyed. If only my work had some application, but who would be interested in it?
b. I screw the blasted thing up and throw it away. How dare anything waste my time? Argh, if only I had something witty and light heated to cheer me up!
c. That's the story of my life! If only I could find some meaning to it all.
d. Its ok, I'll send it to Rob and Joel, not only will they publish it, they'll give me a pat on the back too!
So. How did YOU score?
Mostly a's? Click on grey
Mostly b's? Click on red
Mostly c's? Click on purple
Mostly d's? Click on orange
