Pugilist Opinion

Pugilist Heartily Endorses

The Independent
The BBC
The Monarchy
Monty Python
The Union Flag
Chocolate ice-cream
U2, Eels, Catatonia and Garbage
Radio 5 live
People who deny the existence of Spain
Santa Claus conquers the Martians
Private Eye
Bop-it Extreme
Uno
MP3 players that are not iPods. Take your monopolising elsewhere.
Chinese food
Original comedy websites

Pugilist Grudgingly Accepts

Cultural Exchanges
People who believe in the existence of Spain
Poorly made injury claims adverts (they are good for making fun of)
Comedies on ITV – they just never seem to compare to BBC’s

Pugilist Refuses to Believe

In the existence of Spain
In Wimpy Restaurants
That Skegness is bracing
Text book prices are justified by production costs
That groups that come from Popstars are ever any good
That the channel PlayUK doesn’t exist anymore
That real fans of bands download their albums and don’t buy them

Pugilist Petitions for the Destruction Of

Spain
Ben Affleck
the Daily Mail
Craig David
Germaine Greer
Orange Flavour Sweets
Martin Lawrence
People that use text chat rooms on satellite TV – You’re wasting your money!!

People that wear fcuk t-shirts thinking that the joke hasn't worn thin yet. Yes we get it!, it does sound very much like a naughty swear word doesn't it. No matter how many different sentences it is used in, it is still the same old crap joke. Now psis off and spend your money on something that's worth it, you stupid tawts.



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