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Come to slough

Why don't you

Oh why don't you

Come to Slough

And then go shopping

And go shopping

Shop shop shop

Shopping

Here comes the bit that sounds like a mobile phone near a speaker

Just come to Slough now

Come come come come cocococococo come

There's a pound shop, and a Lidl's and a Chinese

With an all you can eat buffet for £4.95

There's a high rate of crime, it looks run down

But let's not think about the trivial things

The trivial things, the trivial things, the T R I V I A L trivivivivivial

And if you're lucky you might get mugged there

You might get stabbed there

Get mugged there, stabbed there

Stab stab stab stab stab

The trivivivivivial

If you get stabbed there you can visit the hospital and get patched up

So no harm done

There's a pound shop, and a Lidl's and a Chinese

Why don't you

Oh why don't you

Come to Slough and

Then go shopping

Then go shopping

Shop shop shop shopping

So why not come

So why not come

Come come come come cococococo come

This song has been brought to you by the Slough tourist information office

Something stupid

I know that i stay online, until you think you have the free memory

To network for an evening with me

And if we open someplace to chat, I know that there´s a chance

You won't be computing with me

And afterwards we drop into a quiet little chat room

And have an emoticon or two

And then I go and spoil it all, by displaying something stupid

Like: "An illegal error has occured and this program will be shut down"

I can see it in your microchips, that you despise the same old code

You saw the night before

And though it´s just a line to you, for me it´s true

It never seemed to connect before

I compute every day to find some clever lines to send

To make the e-mail come through

But then I think I´ll wait until the pending print job's done

And I´m alone with you

The time is right, your program fills my hard drive, the light goes red

And oh the night´s so blue

And then I go and spoil it all, by displaying something stupid

Like: " a fatal exception has occured and windows has stopped responding"

(" stopped responding, stopped responding,....")

Perfect Seventeen

shes a perfect 17, but she wears a 19,

baby keep a little 2 for me.

she could be sweet 28, breaking the desk.

it's still love in the first degree.

when he's at my modem, with fat piped broad-band.

you wanna see the smile on my face,

and even at my gate with a 1 2 8,

there aint no pc can replace.

cause we love our hard-drives

in differnet sizes,

i love her A-drive especially the lies.

time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes.

Promise me this 1 gigabyte.

if his processors large then he's incharge,

i can't work the network.

if he's 5 1 2 well what the poo

every disk dont fit the slot.

the direct x chicks, the version 6

they dont hold no weight with me.

well 8 point nine, well thats just fine,

but i like a game i can see.

cause we love our hard-drives

in differnet sizes,

I love her A-drive especially the lies.

time takes its toll, but not on the eyes.

Promise me this 1 gigabyte.

I've bought more ram, to play better games,

but I've had to fit a graphics card.

I've bought a tv card, and every month

it crashes. what a tard .

cause we love our hard-drives

in differnet sizes,

I love her A-drive especially the lies.

time takes its toll, but not on the eyes.

Promise me this 1 gigabyte.

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