Please try the following:
- Click the
I'm frickin broke button, or try again later.
- If you clicked on this page accidentally and really wanted to see some pictures of ornate toilets, then type http://www.i-want-to-see-some-pictures-of-ornate-toilets.com in the address bar
- To check your garden shed, click the Tools menu, and then click
Garden instruments. On the Task tab, click Hoe the garden.
The settings should match those provided by your local area renovation department (LARD) administrator or Protector of Invariably Stupid Sematics (PISS).
- If your Network Administrator has enabled it, and actually gives a damn, Microsoft Windows
can examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings, with the adverse side-effect of making your computer crash every time you turn it on and making you think that your head is actually a melon.
If you would like Windows to try and discover them, and if you would like to be called 'Melon head',
click A pair of flippin' melons
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Some sites require 128256512-bit connection security. Whilst this doesn't exist, we still recommend you click the Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to determine what strength security you have installed, because we like to waste your time.
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If you are trying to reach a secure site (ie PORNOGRAPHY), make sure your Security settings can support PORNOGRAPHY. Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Security section and check settings for SSL 2.0, SSL 3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0 so you can access PORNOGRAPHY.
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Trout
- Click the
Back button to go back, stupid.
Cannot find server or DNS Error. No we can't lie to you. We just really really hate you and want to inconvenience you as much as possible. Internet Explorer
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