Critical acclaim for Thepugilist.co.uk

Here are just some of the many brilliant comments made about our site by our celebrity visitors and the general public.

"This doesn't handle as well as a mini" - Jeremy Clarkson

"The worst TV guide I ever read" - The daily mail

"Practically perfect in every way" - Mary Poppins

"Weally weally weally weally weally good. This wanks vewy highly on my list of top-ten non-porn websites." - Jonathon Ross

"Come on" - Jeremy Paxman

"Foul sexist patriarchal male dominated misogynistic tripe. This has no artistic validity whatsoever, and was not very entertaining at all." - Germaine Greer

"Not enough information about potatoes" - The potato marketing board

"If you don't tell 5000 people about this, your balls will shrink and your crush will hate you and your goat will die and you will run out of milk and then the girl that needed the operation won't be able to have it and their whole family will hate you and bring you 10 years bad luck and you will fall down a mine and break your back and all your teeth will fall out. And then you will be given 1 kilogram of toffees for your birthday" - some loser e-mail forwarder

"Forward information about this site to 20 people, and something amazing will appear on your screen when you hit ctrl, al,t shift, @, F1, K and 7, and you will also feel enlightened for the rest of your life!" - The same loser e-mail forwarder

"I'm pucker! but you're wubbish at cooking you f*****g stupid t***er, absolute t**t. Listen to this you sh*ts. Sausages with apples, who'd have thought they'd make such a great combination? (apart from everyone in the UK) - Jamie Oliver - (Try something samey today)

"Oooh better than a poking with a stick, get it poking - i said poking and I'm gay so it must be funny!" - Graham Norton

"Jiminy" - Jeremy Paxman

"Not enough tits" - Channel Five

"I thought this site was satisfactory, but I don't want to give you that" - Chris Tarrant

"Where are the instructions? I'm missing a screw." - Vanessa Feltz

"A young boy in a lonely thtreet, He thtoopth to pick up a farthing. Pugilitht wath thimply the betht" - Chris Eubank

"Do I not like orange" - Ptolomey

"Take a look at this mistake on Pugilist TV... He lifted up his left hand, they cut away to another shot and then when they cut back to him and he had his right hand lifted up instead of his left, I can't believe it, how bad is that!" - The presenter of TV mistakes on Channel Five.

"Then add two eggs to the mixture and stir until it is at dropping consistency. I see that f**ker Jamie Oliver has been here, but I'm still the daddy. - Delia Smith