1) Walking along the seafront on a summers eve can be rather __________
a) Pleasant b) Pheasant c) Minge
2) Slowly deidre walked towards the door and ________
a) Waited b) Blue c) shit
3) Hello said Jamie as he _____ the door
a) opened b) ate c) arse
4) Well fine see if I care, anyway it was your ____ to do it
a) Idea b) sausage c) buggery
5) The grass is always greener on the ______ side
a) other b) fax machine c) Fucking bastard twat tit bollocks chuffer wank chutney ferret shit bastarding shit arse bollocks fuck bollocks fucker fuckerty fuck fuck fuck
Mostly A’s – You do not have tourettes, and also have a basic grasp of english
Mostly B’s – You are a stupid friggin retard
Mostly C’s – I am sorry you probably have tourettes, Consult your doctor* and swear at them generously
(*we accept no responsibility for being punched by your doctor or being held by the police)
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