Pugilist Issue 4
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10 things that are possible in Mary Poppins’ world that are not possible in the real world
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1) An American with a bad accent can be passed off as a cockney
2) A self righteous bitch who goes on about being “practically perfect in every way” can get away with anything and not get punched in the face
3) Chimney sweeps can suddenly all break in to simultaneous song, all dance well and do acrobatics
4) You can say supercalifragilisticexpealidocious without being locked up in a mental home.
5) You can clean up by clicking your fingers
6) Saying “spit-spot” is perfectly normal
7) It’s very normal to say tuppence every five minutes
8) It’s possible to fly by holding on to an umbrella and also not get hit by a plane or shot down by the government
9) Talking to cartoon penguins can be done without some type of hallucinogenic drug.
10) You are allowed to go out to meet crazy old people that eat their dinner on the ceiling.