BIG MOTHER – Week 3
Daaay twentee-wunn:
After failing the mini-task set by big mother the housemates (comprised of 10 people that represent Neanderthals on the evolutionary scale) have had their budget for food and other items, the budget is £300. Unfortunately they decided to spend £298 of it on wine, leaving only £2 for food, claiming that wine is more valuable than anything else in the world, especially food.
Daaay twentee-twooo:
Today the housemates were given paper, glue and accessories to make their own big mother hats, unfortunately nobody had the first idea of how to make things and one of them stuck their hand to the table. They are also feeling hungry after eating their £2’s worth of food.
Daaay twentee-treeee:
Today the housemates were given their own ingredients to make beans on toast after just about passing a task of a Key stage 1 maths test. Things didn’t go to plan because the toast got burnt and the housemates couldn’t remember whether the toast or the beans went on the plate first.
Daaay twentee-fooour:
Today it was one of the housemates birthday’s, but they couldn’t remember which person’s it was, so instead they all celebrated their birthday’s, having 10 parties so that at least one of the birthday’s they were celebrating was the right one.
Daaay twentee-faiiiive:
Today the housemates turned to eating the grass in the Big Mother garden because they didn’t have any food left. They tried a bit on it’s own but decided it needed more wine and so they cooked the grass in a lovely wine and more wine sauce.
Daaay twentee-sickssss:
Today the housemates were still thick, oh yeah, one of them went to the toilet. On the whole I’m finding this whole program an absolute pile of shit.
Daaay twentee-Sevnnn:
Today blah blah blah blah blah, you know what happened, the same old crap that always happens, I really don’t know why I bother, in fact I quit, sod off, I’ve got a better offer from ITV.
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